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THE FOLLOWING E-MAIL I ALSO
RECEIVED THIS MORNING AND THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE FUNNY!
Disclaimer: E-mails that are posted here in NO-WAY reflect the beliefs of This
Webmistress! Read on.....
Subject: Fwd: BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE FOR MEN>
> >From: A Woman's Point Of View
> BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE FOR MEN
> *****************************************
> > (as stated by women) >
> 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
> 2. Extension to
rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
> 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not
standard practice to come on someone's face.
> 4. Extension to
rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.> HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!! DO
> YOU HEAR THIS LOUD AND CLEAR!!
> 5. My ears are NOT
handles. LMAOOOOO
> 6. Extension to
rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had
been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
> 7. I don't care
HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
> 8. Having my
period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm
bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just
because YOU can't have sex right now.
> 9. Extension to #8 -
"Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls if you're that
desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol...HELLOOOOOOOOOOO..
> 10. If I have to pause to
remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for
you.
> 11. Leaving me in bed while
you go play video games, smoke a cigarette, watch TV ..ect.... immediately afterwards
is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
> 12. If you like how we do it,
it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the
moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
> 13. No, it doesn't
particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
> 14. No, I will NOT do it while
you watch TV, smoke a cigarette, drink, > ect....
> 15. When you hear your friends
complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It
is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
> 16. Just because "it's
awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good
morning." LMAOOOO
REPEAT>>> Disclaimer:
E-mails that are posted here in no-way reflect the beliefs of This
Webmistres!
WEEK
Of 11/02/98
As you can tell by the date I do save the good ones!!
Date: Fri, 22 May 1998 10:59:34 -0500
From: I don't tell unless you want me to!
To: vanessa@vanessadelrio.com
Nessa,
Truly, your site is looking so good baby. I am impressed to the
"bone". Glad you are doing ok, was hoping that you enjoyed your trip. Did
you have a good time in TX? Lots of fans with stiff cockmeat adoring you? Wonderful!
You deserve it, you delicious Amazon Goddess.
"He sat on the
couch with his legs spread wide, pants open, slowly tugging his fuckstick...wishing he had
the opportunity to meet Vanessa, but the crowds of fans were too much, and he had no hopes
of getting to see her...the place was just too crowded. So, there he sat, playing
with his cock in the manager's lounge, imagining his sex idol signing an autograph for
him...kissing him on the cheek with that unspeakably naught, beautiful mouth. He
dreamed of a kiss from the lips that milk cock more erotically and beautifully than any on
earth...disappointed, daydreaming as he looked at his swollen and oozing fuckmeat.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, in stepped his sex goddess. She had overheard him talking
to himself of his disappointment. She was so beautiful and luscious. He could
not believehis eyes. His cock throbbed with every heartbeat at her image. She
smiled and stepped over to him. He uttered, "I...oh shit. I never thought
I would get to see you...I had given up, and here you are! Alone with me! I
can't believe it. I just..." She interrupted him as she stepped
forward with a sweet, loving look on her face...she was taken by his obvious admiration
and sincerity.... "Shhhhh. I understand. I am so glad that you are such a
fan of mine! I'm sorry you were not able to see me for the crowds. She placed
her heeled foot between his legs with her toes under his bloated cumballs. Reaching down,
she clasped her hand around his fuckmeat shaft with her thumb toward him and it's
throbbing head in her palm. She began milking it...jerking it toward her as she
...spoke. "There we are. Is this better? Poor baby. Didn't
get to see Nasty nessa tonight? Well...let me help you out a bit. Perhaps if I
jerk you off it will help." he could not believe it. His cock became
harder than a steel pipe and the head throbbed and swollen up as she jerked it. Soon
he blew gobs and bogs and gobs and gobs of thick, stringy cum spewing all over the floor
in long arched shots as he moaned with delight. She jerked furiously. She
smile at him sitting there with his spend meat still bobbing from the sensations of having
cum. "There now. All better?" she asked. She kissed him on the cheek
and thanked him for coming to see her before walking into the club again. He dropped his
head back and signed. "Wow" he thought to himself as he licked the cum from his
finger. "I can't believe it. I just don't believe it."
Week of Oct 26, 1998
Hello again Nessa
Site is looking very hot baby!!!
Keep UP the great work, because your keeping my COCK UP :). If I could offer some
suggestions. Some recent pics of you in short skirts bending over with a playfull look in
your eye would be really hot. Don't forget your high heels and oh yea FORGET to wear your
panties :) ( SMILE). I'm looking forward to chat with you baby could you maybe get a
camera so all of us piggies could drool over your sexy body while we chat with you ? Just
a thought!!!! Keep up the good work baby (WINK). What follows is just a little hot fantasy
or maybe a wish that I would love to cum true ( evil grin ). Picking up my date I walk up
to nessas' door and ringing the door bell my cock starts to press up against my fly. Just
thinking about the vision I'm going to see in a few short seconds makes my head spin and
the other one get's big and purple :). Walking back to pick up the paper from the lawn you
open the door wearing your short yellow pucker dress 6" black and gold heels you see
me and running towards your lover taking 6" steps you say daddy , daddy I've missed
you so much. Looking up I hear and see you jiggling your way to me catching a peek
under your dress I see that my baby was playing with herself a few moments ago. Your
little cock fully erect and your pussy juice running down your long sexy legs. As I look
past this vision I see your erect nipples sticking out through the yellow fabric of your
cum-fuck-me-dress. Standing up you almost tackle me....we kiss... our tongues explore each
others mouth. Whispering in my ear you say daddy I so hot lets have fun tonight please
please pretty please. Grabbing you we head off to the local bar. Sitting at our table all
the studs can't take their eyes off of you. And of course you walk like the lil whore you
are....( Smile ). Then the studs start to buy you drinks 2 guys jion us at our table while
you are playing with yourself under the table you reach out and start to stroke one of the
guys cocks. well one thing leading to another and my baby ends up in the mens rooms
fucking and sucking on these hot young studs. Standing back I enjoy the view of my lil
whore playing. My lil cum slut enjoys the company and hot cum of 6 studs. walking out the
door the blobs of cum hitting the floor from your drenched cunt we go home. Securing you
to the hitching post I have to spank you just a lil ... You have been such a Bad girl.....
Your ass a glowing red I remove my throbbing HARD COCK and ram it into your well fucked
slut hole ..mmmmmmm daddy you say your so good to me. we fuck ourselfs silly with me
spraying my hot load down your throat. Just then the door bell rings and in walks the
paperboy.... To be continued......
Your #1 fan
piggy "M"kiss kiss cum cum
I just played with
my hard cock and came all over myself
baby...mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Week Oct 12-18th
To: vanessa@vanessadelrio.com
You go girl..... you still got
it.... no doubt about it. I just found your website and looked through every single area.
Man... you still take my breath away. Those meaty lips, gorgeous tits and wanton sexual
attitude still come steaming right through cyberspace just like they do on screen. You
look fantastic.... Absolutely just as hot as 20 years ago. I've read those beautiful tits
and monster nipples are still all natural.... Did they just grow over time? Could you tell
me the secret so I could pass it on to my girlfriend? I'm sitting here stroking myself
right now. But I'm kind of a newbie.... so I'm not really into jerking off to still photos
right here in front of my computer..... I'll have to go pop in Viva Vanessa... or one of
my best Oaf's.... and spank it good. Speaking of Viva Vanessa, I love the scene where
you're sitting in a bar, pick up two schmucks and fuck the living shit out of them in the
john. I think every guy who follows your career can fantasize about that kind of
situation. I love your dirty talk in that scene too... ("Do you like porn-star
titties?") Priceless. It goes without saying that I love that little dick you got
too... man, who wouldn't want to suck on that. Well... I'm bookmarking your site and I'll
be back soon..... maybe I'll even buy something or join your fan club. I'm not just
throwin shit... your recent pictures are every bit as hot and get me every bit as hard as
your earlier work. I'd love to see a video where the present-day Vanessa seduces the
young, horny high school kid next door and fucks the living shit out of him.
Just another pig helplessly driven my massive chunk of porksteak....
Love and kisses....
*??????
*( ID protected! so feel free to send in your Nasty e-mail of the week...I take good care
of my pigs!)..V
WEEK OF OCT 10th 1998
Hello again my lil cumslutJust had to drop you a line to thank you for last night. Baby I
was such a Bad boy. :) I came all over myself while surfing your web site.You sexy lil hot
cumslut * WINK* opening up your pictures one at a time my hard cock just increased in size
my Balls filling up with my hot cum just begging to cum out to play :). And play I did
....My fucking lil whore, in my mind you were wearing a nice short red skirt and tight
blouse that let me see your perfect tits of course thigh-high stockings and 6' red high
heels. Baby you looked so hot... as I was clicking on some of your hot pics I inserted 1
finger into my asshole just wishing you were here to do that for me. Playing with my cum
filled ball sack and nice ROCK HARD cock. I told you baby I was a Bad Boy :).... (Oh
sweetness your still sexy if their are any negative thoughts in your head about that
please get rid of them).... Anyway my Cock wanted to erupt all over my left hand but me
being greedy I waited as long as I could. When I read your letter on your page talking
about how much of a lil fucking whore and cum lover you really are almost sent me over the
edge. Finger fucking my ass playing with my cock all the while dreaming you were here with
me ....hmmm Baby I would lick any part of your sexy body you wanted me to......... When I
got to the picture of you in your black ( I think PVC ) outfit that did it. Stroking my
cock faster just at the tip, reaching up and pinching my nipples REAL HARD ( Black and
Blue today )*SMILE* I thought about you being right in front of me bending over exposing
your sexy round ass playing with your hot fucking cunt. Yes baby finger fucking yourself,
I stood up and bent you over my key board your lust just let me do whatever I wanted . My
Lil slut :) inserting my cock deep into your dripping fuckhole you looked over your
shoulder and eyes rolled in the back of your head You said " Fuck me you pig fuck me
like the slut I am". Raming my hard cock into your pussy brings you over the edge and
you sexy knees go weak. Removing My throbbing cock from your wet pussy juice dripping hot
cunt I say baby how about up your sexy ass. Oh my God Baby I thought you would never ask.
You reach back and spread your asscheeks wide for me and say here you fucking pig fuck
this hole for a while but make sure you let me drink your hot pig cum . Handing your your
favorite dildo telling you to fill your cunt with this while i have at it at your asshole.
their we are fucking the hell out of each other. Just then baby just as you had your 2nd
or 3rd orgasm I yell out baby you FUCKING SLUT I"M CUMMING CUMMING NOW you whip
around still fucking yourself with the toy I spray your face with my hot load............
mmmmmmmm baby .........In rl I came all over my left had while ramming my finger up my ass
.......... damn it so good..........Sweetie I seen how much you charge non-members for
your used panties. But I was wondering Could I buy a pair after you wore them all day and
I would like for you to get them all nice and wet with your pussy juice. Yes I'm asking
you to make yourself cum in them once or twice. TWICE would be better and a picture of you
while you play with your hot pussy in them. If you could maybe pink in color G-string
would be nice. I know it's alot to ask but how much would this hot piggy fan have to pay
for such a thing......???
Thanks you fucking lil hot cunt *WINK* Your Hot lil
piggyM.
PS Do you mind if I send you this type of E-Mail? Please let me know.Piggy M.
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